Enough with the side boob already!

I’ve never been one to begrudge a woman who looked good in a sexy outfit before.  And I am just talking about sexy, not slutty nor inappropriate.  I’ve always thought, “If I had it, I’d probably flaunt it, too,” and “As long as you have the body for it, why not?”  Remember that green Versace dress Jennifer Lopez wore to the 2000 Grammys?  I hollered at the TV, “Go on witcha bad self, J. Lo!”  I’ve even worn little sumpin’, sumpin’ myself in the past.

However, watching the 2014 Oscars and a performance by Barbra Streisand this week, I have something to say to women: “ENOUGH with the side boob already!”  I just don’t want to see it.  I have no problem with exposed cleavage.  When you are well endowed, any neckline that is not turtle- or crew-neck will expose some skin between “the girls”.  But I just don’t care to see the curved line that goes under a boob.  I don’t want to see another woman’s nekked breast resting on her ribcage.  I’ll show you the difference…

This is a lovely picture of Lupita Nyong’o.  Although the neckline of her dress plunges and exposes cleavage almost down to her waist, I can’t see her boobs.  I’m fine with this!

However, I am not OK with the following dresses of Barbra Streisand, and whoever this woman in the black dress was at the 2014 Oscars, which expose the inner sides of their breasts.
And here’s the outer side of Amanda Seyfried’s breast.
I’m not proud that I’m getting old and prudish.  Obviously these women are confident and comfortable exposing their side boobs and that’s a good thing!  However, I will be glad when the fashion tide turns and side boob being out will no longer be “in”.

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