A Couple of Humorous Moments Today

I gave B a big, noisy smooch on the cheek.
B: Ow, Mom!  That hurt my ear.
Me: Love hurts.  Ask anyone who has delivered a baby.

B was laying on his stomach on the floor working on a poem. I was sitting perpendicular to him and rested my feet on his butt.
B: I feel like a pig.
Me: Why?
B: In Alice in Wonderland, the queen always says, “I NEED A PIG!” and one runs over and she rests her feet on it.
M: Are my feet too heavy for you?
B: No.  But they do have some weight to them…

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